var last = document.lastModified;
var date = new Date(last);
var dateY2K = new Date(getCorrectedYear(date.getYear()),date.getMonth(),date.getDate());
var days = new makeArray0("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday");
var months = new makeArray0("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December");

function makeArray0() {
	for (i = 0; i<makeArray0.arguments.length; i++)
		this[i] = makeArray0.arguments[i];
	}

function nths(day) {
	if (day == 1 || day == 21 || day == 31) return 'st';
	if (day == 2 || day == 22) return 'nd';
	if (day == 3 || day == 23) return 'rd';
	return 'th';
	}

function getCorrectedYear(year) {
	year = year - 0;
	if (year < 70) 
		return (2000 + year);
	if (year < 1900) 
		return (1900 + year);
	return year;
	}

function y2k(number) { 
	return (number < 1000) ? number + 1900 : number; 
	}

document.writeln("This page was last updated on " + days[dateY2K.getDay()] + ", " + months[dateY2K.getMonth()] + " " + dateY2K.getDate() + nths(dateY2K.getDate()) + ", " + (y2k(dateY2K.getYear())) + ".");